I’d rather write almost anything other than this little bio. And speaking as someone who once accepted an assignment investigating how pizza places were preparing for the Super Bowl, I mean it.

When I’m not moonlighting as a snacks journalist, I work as a marketing copywriter - sounds like you’re in need of a good one! Beyond 9-5, I’m an outside person and an alone-time enthusiast.

Here’s my resume if you’re interested, or just reach out to chat!